
I’ve installed system wide shutdown in my house every time the ad comes on. I see two seconds of it, then my electricity shuts off and I go into my panic room for three minutes. (With my endless supply of magazine pornography.)
‘Hi, I’m Sarah Mclachlan and I’m about to ruin your whole day.’
via
Omg lol
Other than the obvious … what could this be?
A. Jamaican Jerk Chicken restaurant.
B. No .. it’s totally a place where hand jobs are given out.
Lol
I know someone.
Maury Might be Running Out of Ideas
You are NOT the kidnapper of the escaped sex slave!
Hell no








